Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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