- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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