What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I'm homeless.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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