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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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