,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Your Mom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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