- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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