- Anti Joke

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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