- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini