- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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