- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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