- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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