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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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