- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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