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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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