- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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