A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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