What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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