- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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