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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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