- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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