- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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