- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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