Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Smelly Indians.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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WNBA

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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