- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A seal walks into a club.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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