Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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This isn't funny.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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