- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

like if your cool

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

womens rights

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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