I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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