Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what are you mike bibby?

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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