You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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