What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I have a horse.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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