what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Apple juice.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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