- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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