Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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