2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

I work at jcpenny

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A Serbian Film

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

kieran is a homosexual

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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