- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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