- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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