what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Men's rights

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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