How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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