- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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