What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Potassium? K.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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