- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A pope meets another one

read this sentence again.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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