- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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