awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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