What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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