What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Male leadership.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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