What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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