- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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