- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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