what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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