- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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