- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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