What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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No soup for you!

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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c======3

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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the WNBA.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Anti Joke

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