Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's funny? Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

thumb_up thumb_down -15

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's 9+10 Ebola

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops