- Anti Joke

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.