Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Women's Rights

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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69

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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