- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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