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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

My wife made me a sandwich

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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