Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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The child was fired from his job.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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