A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Blacks

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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