what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

salad days!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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