What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I like that, but why am I happy?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Rylan Clark

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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