A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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