- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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