- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A bar walks into a man

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Women's Rights.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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