knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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