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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Oh, go away

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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