- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What happened to my sunglasses?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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