What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Corn Muffins

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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