- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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