why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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ur an fagit

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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