- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

An Asian person drove home safely.

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