- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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