knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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