- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What has two legs? Half a cat

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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