A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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