why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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