Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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the WNBA.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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