- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

womens rights

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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