- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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