whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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