Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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