- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

whats a joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Matt is a Duster!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A American seeking into mexico

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