- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

womans having rights.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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