- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

No it doesnt..

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Pickles

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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