What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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PENIS :)

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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