- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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