- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yo Momma So Fat!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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