- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Knock knock... Home invasion

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

like if your cool

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

João Duarte reads this.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Bitch

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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