Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What page are you on The gay page.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

im saul and i love cock

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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