- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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