- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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