Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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