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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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