- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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