Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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quantum physics?

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