What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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