- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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