- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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