- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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