Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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