- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What is both bold and brash? Fox

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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