once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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a blind man walks into a wall

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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