- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Women's rights

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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