The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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