- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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