Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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i like turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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