- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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