Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

quantum physics?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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