- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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