Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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One time i was sitting down

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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