- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock Knock.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.