Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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