What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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