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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

drugs.

Thats what she said

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

800 people died last year. end of story

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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