How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's the new green? Green

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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