- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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