Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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