How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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a black man pays his child support

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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My jeans

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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