What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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