- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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