- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

womens rights

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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