- Anti Joke

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

These Jokes suck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

woman's rights

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Women.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS