If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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