- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

LeBron in the fourth quarter

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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