What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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