What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

star wars kid

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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