Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How come grilled cheese?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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