- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What page are you on The gay page.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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