What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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