Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Knock knock... Home invasion

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...