There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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