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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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