knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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