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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Grace Ackerson

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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