i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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