A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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