What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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deez nuts

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Penis.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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