- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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