What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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I am quite mature.

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haha

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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