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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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