- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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