Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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