- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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