- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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