Dyslexia ruels!

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why girl die cancer

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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