- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A bar walks into a man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

i like it in the mouth

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