- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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