- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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