- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A house comes around the corner.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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