Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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roy g biv

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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dallen loves penis

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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