If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did? Yes

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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