why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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p lkl

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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