- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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