- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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