- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is 9+10? 19

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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