- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A guy walks into a bar

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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