What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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