knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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This sentance contains three errers

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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