- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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