- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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