- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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