Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

how do you win a game try your best

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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