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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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