- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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