Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

quantum physics?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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