- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Indians

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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