What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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whats white jizz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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