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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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