- Anti Joke

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.