Knock knock It's open, come in

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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