why are black people so fast? because there black

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Waseem is a hard worker.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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