A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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