- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

richard is fag

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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