How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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knock knock!? . . No.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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