Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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hi jonny

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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