- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Nobody cares maddie!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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