- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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