- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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