Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A pope meets another one

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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