- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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