It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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The Qur'an

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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cool

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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