- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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