roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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