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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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