- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

knock knock who's there? faith

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Gay rights.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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