- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why so serious ?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

I'm Batman.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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