- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

whats black and strange a paki

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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