Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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