- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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