- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's better than a stick? A stone

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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