- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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