What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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