- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

womens rights

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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