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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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