whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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the WNBA.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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