what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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