Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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