- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is white and long? A New York winter

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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