- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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