- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A pope meets another one

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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