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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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