-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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