What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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