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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

All of these jokes are about white people

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Refridgerator.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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