- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Your girlfriend.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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