- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What page are you on The gay page.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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