Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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