Boys and girls, I only have a few seconds left, and I am going to take these few seconds and teach you.... the longest story in the Universe!
You may think this show is all fun and games, but you are in school! And this is an educational program! And there will be a test! And you will be graded on that test! And that grade will go on your permanent record! And your permanent record will follow you around for the rest of your life!!! So, you better pay attention.
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It was a dark and stormy night.
All the robbers were sitting around in the cave
And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said
"Jake, tell us a story."
And Jake said
"All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this:
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All the robbers were sitting around in the cave
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"All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this:
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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday:
"I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said.
Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday.
A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him:
"I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?"
Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!"
His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls.
A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud:
"Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?"
"can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please"
Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls.
Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him.
"Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing."
"Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional.
"Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?"
Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said:
"I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack"
And he died.
