- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

guess what? bannanas

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