- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I wrote a funny joke.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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