- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

i committed murder

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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