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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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