- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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