Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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