What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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