- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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