- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Heskey time.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Get on the boat.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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