- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Good job, son.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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