What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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