Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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