- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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