Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

it

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Once upon a time, The end.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Go away still nothing to see

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...