Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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