- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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