- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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