what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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You are joking right?

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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women's rights.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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