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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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