Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

NEVER

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

i like it in the mouth

How many light bulbs? 1

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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