- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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