Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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