- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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