- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A bar walks into a man

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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