- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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