Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Anti Joke

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