I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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