What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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call me maybe.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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