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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Gus's mom

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what are you mike bibby?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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