What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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