Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A women left the kitchen.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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