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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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