- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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