I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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