- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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