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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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