hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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You are joking right?

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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