Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

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