- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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