So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Anti Joke

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