- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why dont they make black forks

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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