- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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