while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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