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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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