- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Go away still nothing to see

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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