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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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