Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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