- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Please ignore this statement.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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