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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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