- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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