A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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read this sentence again.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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