- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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