- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Knock knock.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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