- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Hello.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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