- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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