- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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