What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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