- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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