A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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