- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

a man checks his mypsace

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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