Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

no.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why? Why not?

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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