Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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