- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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