- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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