How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

why does the man appear fat he is

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

the NAACP

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Anti Joke

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