Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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