Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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