- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

roses are red violets should be purple

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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