- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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