- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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