- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

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