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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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