What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Racial Equality

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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