T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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My jeans

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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civil rights

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A man died.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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