- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

a black man walks out of popeyes

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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