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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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