- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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