- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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