- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What is white and black and red all over.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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