- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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