Gus's mom

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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