Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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