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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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