What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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