What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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were you expecting a joke

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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