why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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roak

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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