- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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