- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

4 hours later.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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