Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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