- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A penis walks into a bar..

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

The New York Giants

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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