- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Sloths

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I am a mime

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

So these two girls have a cup .

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Golf.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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