why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Anti Joke

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