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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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