- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A man goes to the potty.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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