- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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