What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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american idol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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