why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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batman farted so hes retarded

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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