Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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