In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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VAL SUCKS

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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this website is a bad joke

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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