why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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