knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

The Ohio State Buckeyes

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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