- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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