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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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