- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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