- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

You are joking right?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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