- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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