- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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