A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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hi jonny

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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