A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Burp

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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