- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Men's rights

your mama so old, shes dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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