Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

knock knock who's there ?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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